• #1

    What type of bed do you sleep in?

    • King
    • Queen
    • Full
    • Twin
  • #2

    How long can you hold your breath?

    • Under 30 seconds
    • 30-60 seconds
    • 60-90 seconds
    • You can call me David Blaine
  • #3

    How often do you eat dirt?

    • Dirty is yummy in my tummy
    • Never
    • Sometimes
  • #4

    Are you freaked out by maggots gnawing on you?

    • Yes
    • No
  • #5

    Are you afraid of the dark?

    • Yes
    • No
  • #6

    What's the longest you have gone without showering?

    • Isn't that what Axe is for?
    • One day
    • A few days
    • One week
  • #7

    If you suddenly poop your pants, how would you react?

    • Panic and scream
    • Pretend like nothing happened
    • Laugh and try harder
  • #8

    Do you like quiet, dark alone time?

    • Never
    • Occasionally
    • Can't get enough of it
  • #9

    How do you react in life threatening situations

    • I still wet the bed
    • Stop, drop and roll
    • I save more lives than Hasselhoff
  • #10

    Thoughts on necrophilism?

    • Rubbing up on dead people makes Jesus cry
    • It's only for poor, lonely middle aged virgins
    • My favorite video game is Dead or Alive