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Who Is Most Detrimental To Your Health?

Posted July 19th, 2010
by SashaRichardson (1 comment)

So your town has been overrun by a zombie infestation. Now what? Most people would not know what to do, but luckily we have this handy little chart that will tell you everything you need to know to survive a zombie attack as well as many other attacks such as werewolves and vampires.

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  • Posted July 29th, 2010 by Zach at 12:48 pm - Reply

    Great concept, but of course, a couple of nit-picky comments. I really think a vampire’s threat level should be higher than a werewolf, vampires are, for the most part, evil by nature and absolutely must drink your blood to stay alive. Traditional werewolves, however, only come out for a couple of days every month and are often perfectly nice people the rest of the time.

    On to my bigger complaints, Frankenstein’s monster was most definitely not a zombie. He had no desire to eat human brains or flesh, and he was created by a crazy scientist from various body parts borrowed from dead people.

    Also, Mr. Hyde (the evil side of Dr. Jekyll) was also most, most definitely not a werewolf. While the transformation bit and super human strength part are similar to werewolves, there’s no silver bullet or full moon going on here.


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